most people dont really know this(either that or they refuse to believe it) but Nemo was my childhood hero. and before Finding Nemo came out, it was the Grinch. because even mean people become nice on Christmas. and that's what makes it so magical. On Christmas, everyone is nice, and no one gets hurt. because now and then we have to remind ourselves that everybody has feelings.

ok so it's 1130 and im guessing i should sleep soon cos there's trng tmr but the damned jetlag is keeping me awake i wish the world was flat and it didnt have to move, that way there would be a universal timing.

anyway im back from greece and i mis my friends. kb the werewolfpig was bored at home so met her and leena at whitesands for yoghurt(8bucks, it's a scam!!!) and i just kept complaining to the yoghurt cashier and i was just like "MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BRIEF YOUR CUSTOMERS FIRST" hahahahaha im an ass, sue me. then we met mich and shar for dinner at kfc. im a happy kid cos i missed my friends! talking to them makes me so high+happy you have no idea what it's like to spend a week in a country where no one speaks english. i was like a loner!! hahahahaha.

anyway it should really be a crime to not have a Christmas Tree.

and i've come to terms with the fact that love is so overrated!! cos i was watching all those movies on the plane and i really hate it how every single movie HAS TO HAVE a romance like wtf it just complicates matters like "why couldnt you shoot him? oh cos i still have feelings for him" and the whole "i couldnt do it cos she was standing too close" LIKE WTF JUST SHOOT THE DAMNED GUY YOU STUPID HE-BITCH HAHAHAHA. if some criminal held a gun to my head and threatened to shoot me i would want the love of my life who happens to be a civil servant to shoot that guy no matter how close i am or how high the risk of me being shot is i'd rather take that risk and die with a bullet shot from the hands of my lover than confirmchopstamp die from a bullet shot by the robber seriously some people are as blonde as tinkerbell!!!!! ok im done ranting. HAHAHAHAHA.

apparently my mom wants to go to Bangkok from the 24th to 27th LIKE WHO CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS OVERSEAS!!!! do Thai people even celebrate christmas???? do they even have trees???? why did we even put up the tree when we're not celebrating christmas at home?!?!?!??! CHRISTMAS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR FOR ME I DONT WANT TO EAT THINGS I CANT PRONOUNCE ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!! AND WAKE UP TO UNWRAPPED PRESENTS?!?!?! OR WORSE, NONE AT ALL?!?!?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!! IT'S DESPICABLE AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT. I REFUSE TO PACK MY STUFF. I SIMPLY REFUSE.

"youre so blessed, some kids dont even get to go overseas!!"

"then give it to Some Kids!!!!!!!"

ugh just cos she doesnt have plans for Christmas doesnt mean she has to ruin ours. im sorry if i sound like a brat but it's my life. get out of my elite uncaring face hahahahaha.

i live for christmas trees. and snowglobes. and hourglasses. there's so much you can do with a beatiful hourglass! esp those intricately shaped ones. i know my previous statement sounded like sexual innuendo. it really wasnt sposed to. and i also ♥ all things shiny and reflective.

and i like to go to landmarks around the world and take home a fragment of it. like how i took home a rock from the acropolis and scrap metal from the eiffel tower.

and i also like looking out of my window at the condo opposite and secretly stare into people's living rooms and do an analysis of the most frequently watched channels. like how the house wife on the eighth floor likes to watch channel 8 at 9pm on weekdays and so does the girl on the 4th floor and the family on the 11th floor and abt 3 more people in other blocks. i know i sound like a stalker but it's more of a past time cos it really beats the periodic table hands down.

and when i cant seem to make up my mind about something, i like making small declarations before i go to bed like eg. "if i wake up before 10 tmr morning it means i should wear the shark shoes." yes it usually solves all my problems.

and i also think greece made me alot weirder. i sound weird. even to myself.

wow this post is like word vomit. congratulations for managing to finish reading it, it's an accomplishment.

and you just wasted 5mins of your life.

Santorini, Greece.

Their words mostly noises
Ghosts with just voices
Your words in my memory
Are like music to me.

Ok, last post. I promise.

WOOHOO JUNIORS TOOK PICTURES OF THE DUGONGS IN AUSTRALIA WOOHOO WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK NOW IT'S BYE FOR REAL.

NOT GNA ADMIT THAT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME UNTIL OUR FAREWELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

NOMNOMNOM. schpewwww armph.
last post before i leave for Greece w their togas and greek people.

omg kb the werewolves in new moon rly do look like pigs!!! HAHAHA. i think it's their nostrils.

and nat says the vampire w the dreadlocks is Will.I.Am. omg rly looks like him eh, is it rly him? readers, pls feel free to tag and enlighten me on whether the dreadlock vampire is Will.I.Am cos i need to pack and im lazy to Google. DAKOTA FANNING IS DAMN HOT OMG SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE HAYDEN PANETTIERE!!

NOMNOMNOM.

Central w nat yestd where we got lost 3634897867times and had to ask for alot of directions. next time we shall plan our route nicely and we srsly need to stop sitting at the wrong place in the cinema. plus rain=screwed hair+mop hair HAHAHA. and female santas are called santarinas i bet you guys didnt know that. deprived childhood much. i wanted a candycane:( and we sat at this damn cool table for dinner cos in front of us was a glass wall which i thought was really fascinating.

kb and i are the only ones left is singapore cos celine is at camp, leena mich mar hanan are overseas. tian is in her turtle shell. shar is uncontactable. throwers are still in australia:( but after tonight, KB YOU WILL BE ALL ALONE!!!! HAHAHA.

ok bye guys. throwers coming back today, train hard!! luv you guys from the bottom of my tiny mutated dugong heart hehex...

lingyi if you play asylum626 without me i will starve myself for 2days in Greece and come back to gobble you up alive!!!

I want to be a dog. So that everyday my greatest worry is whether I would be fed on time. And the only thing I have to chase after is the postman. And everyone would love me cos I'm cute.

Who Kicked A Hole In The Sky?



I like Christmas more than my birthday cos I know everyone else is as happy and excited as me hehehe. plus the entire world gets presents so if you get one knswtf kind of present you know YOU ARE NOT ALONE HAHAHAHA.

today my mom was feeling exceptionally happy and she got me One Republic's Waking Up and Snow Patrol's Up To Now. when actually we were sposed to be shopping for stationery at Popular lolol.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELINE TAN QING YAN U SUCKER HEHE.

anyway i bet you guys never knew 'leena' is actually 'an eel' spelt backwards.

I really don't know what creature this is, but it made me happy. and therefore, i want it for Christmas.

apart from that, today was a normal training day. and mr ng rly pushed me to do alot of weights. like first time i actually felt weak during training cos the bench press bar nearly strangled me to death. it was so heavy i couldnt lift it any higher than my chin.

and somewhere between split jumps and fullsquats i think i saw my life flash before my eyes. now im beginning to wonder if it's possible to die doing gym.

gummy colas during trng make my day. and medicine ball drills should be introduced to prisoners as a new torture method.

my shotput specs is 11.5kg, dont play play. i can whack you on the head with it.

Christmas is here; Home Alone marathons ftw.

I secretly hate flipping my calendar cos I fear the future.


All i want for Christmas is...
to stop losing the things i want the most.

and congrats mich, we both got promoted. i think we totally deserve a Christmas toast for that. it was our goal since Day 1, no?

things that make me happy.



...and has a beard.







'To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.'



DON'T WORRY, I WON'T CANCEL.

i have muscle aches from yestd's trng kns kill zx nicole yenyin vaneh jervenne in australia playing while im dying.

I NOW OFFICIALLY BENCH PRESS MICHELLE'S WEIGHT SO DONT PISS ME OFF HEHE.

and while doing hip rotations chloe randomly put the pole down halfway through the last set and went like

"i look like a crazy bitch."

and she said it so nonchalantly like everyday she wakes up looking like a crazy bitch hahahaha. and bianca freakin stood on the gym equipment in a bid to demo the ff HAHAHAHA. and morning demo?!?!?! hahahahahahahax9999

38M met at macs w the absence of kb hanan and mar ofc, but tian pangsehed so we went to ps&bugis to shop. speaking of which i made my first official purchase at bugis yestd im deprived, sue me. hahahaha yay

went for dental and i got elastic bands put in so i now have FANGS!!!!! watch out. i kill you.

leena and mich came over and we watched Home Alone which totally revived my childhood memories. spent 1hr resolving my dilemma. which still remains unsolved omg. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CANCEL OMG!!! HAHAHAHA.

friday was throws chalet which equated to endless truth or dares on zx's part and chuckfuckmarry SRSLY ZHIXUAN HAHAHAHA.

"i dare you to kiss jervenne."
"nice legs, daisy dukes...."
"LEE DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO PLAY THIS SONG?!"

hougang mall w mich THEN WE REALIZED THE TRAIN STATION CLOSES AT 11PM(yeah thanks nat, total advanced warning) so i ended up staying over at mich's place tgt w shar. rented dvds which were kinda hopeless cos we only watched half and proceeded to talk the night away. HAHA THANKS SHAR AND MICH AND NICOLETTE FOR EVERYTHING. shofu momo ftw.

threat of the year: "michelle koh the next time you get up to check your phone again shar and i will close the hole and you will have to sleep on the floor."

open house was a total joke i swear.
1. syu's a retard.
2. 'join cedar athetics team'x999999999.
3. running around trying to find M. epic fail.
4. dancers' flash mob.
5. worst case scenario, mich? mutual on both sides:) at least it was a no show for __k.
6. HIDE THE FLOWERS HAHAHA WE SHOULD HAVE PLANTED IT HAHAHA.
7. shar mich badi celine tian leena tammie marbab jo-ann peiyan joline rachelw rachelL i miss my friends.
8. Flashmob hahahaha credit to celine and beaunice
9. "vaneh you need my help anot?"
"YESSSS OMG THANKS LEE YOU MY FAV SENIOR."
"NO. HAHAHAHA."
10. chasing feathers
11. SHAR AND I WON PIGGYBACK RACE AGANIST CELINE&TIAN, BADI AND MICH!!!! >:D
12. celine broke a freakin pole
13. drama@macs
14. leena lee, never ever grab my hand and wave it to randombody ever. ever. EVER!!!! hahahahahaha. damage control.

back to throws chalet where i slept like a pig and took up alot of space. watched a not-scary-at-all horror show(i really mean this cos everyone knows my low tolerance for horror films) bought cookies for the throwers who ate it in 30secs. i guess ate was an understatement. it was more of like gobble/devour cos you know how throwers are totally capable of eating an entire whale.

farewell night omg cried like it was a funeral. and i have v delayed reaction. throwers are like my second family and it was damn sad to see everyone cry plus the sec4s leaving gna miss ya'll like hell thanks for being rly hospitable towards me when i first joined throws i remember being scared to death on my v first trng like i would get ostracized or wtv by everyone esp the seniors but you guys proved me wrong. thanks for all the tips and encouragement even though ya'll know im like quite cmi in javelin but ya'll still encouraged me and gave me 1001 tips to improve. remember feeling damn sad everytime mr seem would tell me to go throw alone in the corner cos i was a freakin noob and not pro enough to join ya'll at the runway yet but you guys rly cheered me up and everytime ya'll hadwater break ya'll would come and jiayou me and give me tips to improve and tell me when my throw was rly nice and everything. like there was nvr a moment where ya'll went like "wahlau lee you got so much muscles how come you throw like shit siah"

lisa i still remember the v first trng i came in bball gear(house tee and pe shorts) the first thing you said to me was "next time come in fbts cos your shorts will split." i remember laughing into your face after that but after running through all the warmups plus stretching and conditioning i begin to regret not heeding your advice. i guess this just means that YOU ARE RIGHT AFTER ALL AND I SHOULD LISTEN TO YOU NO MATTER HOW STUPID YOU SOUND HAHAHA.

melanie! yah i totally remember very clearly how we got paired to do medicine ball drills and i totally underestimated your strength and i stood damn near cos i didnt think you'd have enough muscles to throw far and i kena the freakin 3kg medicine ball right at my down there and i couldnt walk for 5mins i just started groaning in pain HAHAHAHA. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING!! yah lah you v chioooooo ok!!! hahahahahaha

felicia my gym partner always forcing me to do properly and not slacking but it's all for my own good:) our plans to run after trng always always fail cos either a)it'd rain or b)trng was super tiring and we couldnt move after that. your presence is felt even though you dont say anth i think the jrs are secretly scared of you hehehehehe..... (yenyin this is the part where you agree)

yale YOU WONT EVEN SEE THIS LAH HAHAHAHAHAHA. the both of us are like damn on abt trng we would always arrive like 1hr before but actly it's cos our dads fetch us to sch super early otw to work and we'd both pull out the blue gym mats and sleep on them!!! now you graduate alr i have to do it alone it's damn wulupandan and scary ok later i kena one pontianak how?! jay chou ftw>:D

beatrice you are like my mom, i swear. last night you were all like "lee, sleep vertically." "dont use all the pillows" "if youre sick you better sleep early" hahahahahaha i could even hear you nagging away at the juniors while i was asleep ok!!! like somewhere in my subconscious mind i could hear you going like "fiona you keep doing that one day you will fall" hahahahahaha youre always looking out for us and i can honestly say that youre the most sensible amongst all the throwers. thanks for being our no. 1 caretaker:)


this morning beatrice and i attempted to take on the BK mushroom swiss challenge and w totally underestimated it can. i swear if i eat one more mushroom i will explode. we didnt even touch our fries ok. DAMN THOSE MUSHROOM BURGERS!!!! HAHAHAHA. throwers flying off to australia tonight. im damn sad i rlyrly wna go. this is what happens when you dont study hard in sec3 hahahaha. i feel like rushing down to the airport now to send them off but im lazy.

syu pls take care of zx and the rest of my throwers cos I REALLY DONT TRUST THEM TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES HAHAHA. clara&tiff pls take care of syu cos i dont trust her to take care of the throwers, much less herself:) have fun guys. dont die.

nicole yenyin jervenne vaneh please be reminded that in no such circumstance are humans able to breathe underwater and that there is absolutely no need to attempt to proof that theory on yourselves or anyone else for that matter. or a dog/cat/mouse/bird. maybe a fish, but that's as far as it can go. basically: DONT DROWN LAH HUH.

and if you guys see an 'emergency ejection' button next to your seat on the plane PLEASE DONT PRESS IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE NOT ATTACHED TO A PARACHUTE.

and dont touch anything that says 'do not touch' and dont press anything that says 'do not press' and dont eat anything that says 'do not eat' and dont pet anything that says 'do not pet'. even though i know saying that is totally useless but i get points for trying. so if anyone of you actually gets injured by the above points i can just say "I TOLD YOU SO."

remember: shotputs, javelins and discusses are solely for throwing only and not to be used as weapons of any kind even though it may be quite tempting since ppl like syu will be there. neither are they to be used as cutlery. or crockery. or clothing. or frisbees. or pets. JUST DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID IN AUSTRALIA!!!!

ok im done but cant stop worrying abt the throwers. trng tmr's gna be so sad no more crazy jrs/teammies but at least still got onion tho and lenis and bianca to make me laugh:)

Pictures For Friends

1. Tan Huishan Solar Bear/bare. A Rainbow for you that stretches across the entire island of Singapore!!!! ok even though that's not Singapore but you get my drift. sea creature song in my phone has been saved for my bad days:)
2. Kimberly Chia Wei Xin the kb bao. Be happy 24/7. This is an order from princess C. hahahahahahahaha. OR I WILL EXECUTE YOU!!!! HAHAHAHA. thx u 2 for sea creature song im still not over it. it made me v v happy.
3. Leena Lee. Life Sucks. But the day is always darkest before dawn. CF101, everything will be alright in the end. I promise. still owe you a movie outing but meanwhile, hang in there. "my dog buddy loves you too"
4. Sharianty! concentrate on happiness; concentrated happiness. haha no drama at all even though you're from EL. yes i'm gutless, so you should stop giving me death glares. true friends intro songs, indeed. thanks for narwhals and ducks lolol and guessing correctly like wtf how did you even do it, i rly dont know!!! and helping me write out nicely cos yknow i totally failed art im not even kidding hahahaha.

5. Michelle Koh Hwee Min. This should be your new hp wallpaper. when i saw this picture i kinda heard your voice saying it, it's actually rly freaky. i think it's cos of the 'major fail' part yknow? anw cheer up. I'll be your shield/armor/sword/smokebomb/dining cutlery, whatever. That Which Does Not Kill You Ultimately Makes You Stronger!!!!! Me+You against the world. we'll fake it til' we make it. Promise.



And for everyone else who seems to be under the impression that I'm suicidal:

weekend updates later. I'm gna take a 100hr long nap hahaha.

(pardon my sudden obsession w uploading Youtube vids onto my blog, i just found out i could actually do that.)

omg i have the sweetest friends ok. was feeling rather shitty today cos i had to go to the doctor's alone like some loser and it's quite depressing cos all the patients brought their mom/dad/grandma/friend and i just sat there like a lonesome dugong plus after that i had to go eat dinner alone haha loser ttm.

and then i got home and got a msg from kimbo "LEE CALL ME NOW IT'S IMPORTANT" and so i called, thinking that like got some major drama hahahaha and in the end....


CELINE AND KIMBO SANG THE SEA CREATURE SONG FOR ME EVEN THOUGH THEY DKNOW THE LYRICS THEY JUST "LALALA...." THROUGH ALOT BUT IT WAS DAMN SWEET HAHAHAHA OMG LOVE YOU GUYS IT RLY MADE ME LAUGH LIKE HELL

(L) my friends.

shar for narwhal and duck videos, michelle my armour forever(we can hide tgt on doomsday), leena my cf101, huishan the solarbear who bothered typing out sea creature song to msg me(Y)!!!!, celine kb for sea creature song, joline BFF, vin and uniform boii for finally admitting i look cuter than the both of you combined. rachel lim jo-ann syahirah vanessa.

I MISS 3S HAHA. we're like one big happy family being in 3S never made me feel sad for more than a day cos everyone was so nice and friendly. tanya shalom zunairah deborah sharmaine eliqah syahirah vanessa nicole huishan sherilyn geraldine annita priya sharianty azwyn mirna tianqi mar elaine mich hanan syu leena hanis jeya si ying yuwei jolyn charmaine gautami kimbo shandeep meredith tsu yi.

and while walking home i saw this huge guy w a super fluffy floppy golden retriever and cos i was feeling damn sad i just turned to the guy and went like "excuse me may i pet your dog?" and the dog licked me and i felt so much happier after that. love golden retrievers.

Pictures Make Me Happy.

today sucked haha mich you+me against the world srsly man. "EVEN THE RADIO HATES US!!"
kns bloody radio that played the last songs we wanted to hear. and Taylor's Love Story totally struck a mutual angsty chord in both our hearts we were like, "she so happy for what!!" simultaneously lol this totally gives new definition to 'misery loves company'. stoning at Carl's Jr and conjuring up bestcase-worstcase scenarios for doomsday.

canceled all my appointments and came home to sleep plus see doctor. apparently a cough that lasts for 5days is not normal.

wanted to bury my head like an ostrich then i got Huishan's msg and she freakin typed out the entire Sea Creature Song from Charlie The Unicorn which totally made my day.

I like small random things that people do or say that make me smile.

I Live For Glitter, Not You.
(Cos I'm young and obnoxious like that.)

shiny things. neon things. sparkly things. bright things. colorful things. things that light up when you touch them. things that make noises when you shake them. safari-printed things. fur-coated things. outrageous things. sequined things. things that spin around in circles. things that bounce without you throwing them. things that roll in random motion. mystical things. things that have no meaning. things that can be filled with air. aquatic things. fiery things. squishy things. wooden things. shiny things. neon things. sparkly things. bright things. things that make my day. things i want for christmas.

"Quick, grab on to our tongues!!"

"look out for the blehblehbleh!!"

"we're here charlie! in the future!"
"the futureeeeeee.........."

"Omg it's a whale!"
"whale!!!!"

"really? THE DOOR CAN DO ALL THAT?"
"no."


this vid nvr gets old.

secretly wish someone would sing the entire sea creature song out for me. it'd totally make my day big time lol.

"STAR FISH LOVE ME LOVE ME."

Hey bean

This is for you,
I can still LAUGH when i watch them, so
Watch these videos and be happy
:)

, BIN


EDITED./
BEAN, ENOUGH HAHA ONE IS ENOUGH OMG. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY SUCCESSFULLY CHEERED ME UP LAH IM HAPPY NOW OK? OK? STOP!!!! PUT THE TECK WHYE ONE:)

EDITED./
SHUT UP LEE HAHAHA

Coughing fits+nightmares of never waking up+trng at vj tmr is what's keeping me awake.

If I had a gun in front of me right now I'd gladly fire a bullet straight through my non-existent brain. Cos I'm Lee and I don't think about consequences.(I barely even think.) I don't care. I don't fight. I give up. I'm in denial. Whatever.

nights when you feel like curling into a ball and blasting songs on your Genius Playlist.

realized that I didn't talk to anyone the entire day besides TLC-ers+tian+mar and i quite like it that way.



"...and I think I'm gonna die from coughing."
"well at least you won't die from a heartache."
(Constantfriend101, you know who you are.)

things that made my day: TLC camp day 2. Kimbo the pigeonface. seeing tian + marbab after 3-4 weeks. leena's msg. TLC-ers eating ice cream like pigs. crazy shit juniors. Joline Lim JJ. plaza sing w kellie joann and shar.

things that didnt: thinking so much i wanted to throw up. crying on the phone to michelle cos i rly couldnt take it. always having that nagging feeling that resurfaces everytime im not laughing or occupying myself w sth. coming home to an empty house. coughing fits+blood. what if i have some fucking scary lung disease shit and i die tmr wtf.

came home after tlc camp and went to run. fully submerged myself in a maths so that i didnt have to think of anything else even though i hate a maths like fuck. screwing my mind over remainder theorem is 1000 times better than thinking of you. and the thing is, it's not even your fault. secretly like being sad cos then i'd run and do a maths everyday.


They Won't Ask You Why, They'll Just Watch You Die.

The Show Must Go On.

"I'm such a failure I even fail to sleep."
"Join The Club."


You Know I Love You So.
[For You I'd Bleed Myself Dry.]

My life is fucked, but aren't we all?
Misery Loves Company.

TLC camp was retarded shit but otw to lunch i received the worst msg of my entire life that i swear my heart stopped beating for about 3seconds. yknow how some nights you dream of dying and you wake up forgetting how to breathe that it takes you a few seconds to remember how to breathe again? it was like that but much worse. swear i couldnt feel anything for the rest of the day. fuck you(i know damn well you're reading this). fuck you for thinking this was all just a bloody joke.


"I wanted to cry but instead I laughed and I've been trying to keep laughing ever since."


thanks mich(happy beavers through the window) shar denise nicole yenyin jo-ann kellie tiff diviya amanda for being retarded and making me laugh until I forget the world. constantfriend101(you know who you are) for my mia dog, non existent starfish + nemo shark.

and thanks N, for last night. next time dont take all the blanket away. and remember 11:59pm Sunday:)


dont feel like doing anything but sleep and i wish i could sleep forever cos sleeping prevents me from thinking.

Cos Sundays are non-thinking days.

and our Christmas tree is finally up, much to the chagrin of our neighbors cos we spent the entire afternoon blasting chipmunk christmas songs on max volume(you know how everyone in my family is deaf)

Six On The Second Hand, Two New Year's Resolutions.

Take all the time lost
All the days that I cost
Take what i took and give it back to you.


♥songs that break my heart.

nowthatzdope say hi

Minds cafe for dinner again w Celine+Shar+Leena+Mich+Amreetaa which proved to be rather failed cos the mood was totally flat haha but board games were quite fun. MICHELLE KOH I KNOW YOU TOTALLY LOVE MY CHARMING SMILE JUST ADMIT IT, IF YOU WERE SINGLE YOU'D TOTALLY FALL FOR ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

and Leena your attempt to explain to me what Love is was a total failure. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHATEVER YOU WERE SAYING. HAHAHAHA. but i secretly love our deep convos plus attacking Celine.

hanging out w shar has made me become increasingly vulgar. for the record, HER POST ABOUT THE WHITE BLOG SKIN THING WASNT ABOUT ME OK. HAHAHA.

walking back to Bugis MRT was eventful we were like freakin mats stalking the place at 9pm plus celine's uncouth laughter did little to help matters. celine next time i refuse to hi-five you just to make you feel better about laughing at 100decibels in the middle of the mrt station!!!

"LEE COALS WAS FREAKIN FUNNY WE MEMORIZED WHAT EVERY SINGLE INSTRUCTOR DID JUST SO WE CAN DEMO FOR YOU ON MONDAY DURING TRAINING!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE MOST HILARIOUS JUNIORS EVER. TRNG IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE EL COS INSTEAD OF THROWING THEYRE LIKE RE-ENACTING SCENES IN A SUPER EXAGGERATED MOTION OMG MY STOMACH HURTS JUST TO THINK ABT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHHA MICH BE NICE TO THEM OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.

my juniors are the best form of entertainment ever.(YENYIN YOU NOT INCLUDED LAH YOU LIAR LIAR HAHAHAH WHAT PUNCTUAL YOU WERE 45MINS LATE FOR BREAKFAST W LENIS HAHAHA) looking forward to throwers chalet

Dinner w my sis @ Simpang who has officially proved to be the blondest of all blondes like blonder than celestine srsly.

and she was rly appalled at my lightning quick movements and how i eat at the speed of light she was like,
"do you even taste your food before swallowing it?!"
and ten seconds later,
"omg i just realize the prata i completely devoured had cheese inside."

"how dyou spell snorlax?"
"s-n-o-r-l-a-x."
"are you sure it's l-a-x and not l-e-x??"
"yah im quite sure."
"OH I KNOW WHY SNORLAX IS CALLED SNORLAX!!"
"why?"
"cos it comes from the word..... SNORE."
(and she said it in the kind of tone where she thinks she's the smartest person in the world.)

and while walking back we saw Rachel Wang's parents who went like, "i can hear you laugh from far, lee!" and then my sis proceeded to let out a shriek cos a mouse ran by omg i swear they think im a super bad influence now cos i was laughing like a drunkard.

my sis is retarded. she has v weird stories that make normal things like walking to tanahmerah seem like she's fighting a tornado.

"...and then i felt water droplets on my head at 5 second intervals omg i was so pissed i thought i'd hear God's voice in my head telling me that "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!!" then i looked up and realized i was walking under trees."

so this morning i woke up with a fever plus my throat felt like someone was cleaning it w sandpaper so my mom brought me to the doctor and i was quite stressed out abt the fact that i'll be missing two trngs in a row. and yknow how with every trng i miss it decreases my chances of getting into the team... was feeling rather down and my mom could tell so she made scrambled eggs for me and i was eating it while reading the papers and i saw this:




WHICH JUST MADE MY DAY I LAUGHED LIKE A HYENA AFTER THAT. omg audrey you are a superstar now!!!!!! this totally explains why yestd when i msged you abt me drowning in the train you were like "I'VE HAD WORSE, TRUST ME." which i found rather hard to believe cos yknow, what can be worse than drowning in a 100m long metallic tube with 100 other people drowning along with you, right? i guess there was also the 'wade to school on the day of my a levels paper in complete sch uniform like im from a third world country' part that i forgot about.


my latest threat to juniors who are forever late: YOU LATE YOU DO 20 PUSH UPS!(this means you yenyin.)

TLC Camp on mon+tues rly dknow what to expect cos im so not for the whole leadership stuff yknow? house capt was a one off thing and i rly enjoyed it but im not exactly the best role model for my juniors. i mean 4? haha. haha. joke of the year. total mixed feelings i have this perpetual feeling of getting scolded by teachers since i happen to be their no. 1 target this year but THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU ULTIMATELY MAKES YOU STRONGER, so screw it. scold all you want, but touch me and im calling my damned lawyer.

vin cracks me up big time.

"WAHLAU she's like damn aibi."
"huh. aibi?!?!"
"Act intellectual, buay intellectual."
"HAHAHAHA AIBI IS THE BRAND OF THE GYM EQUIPMENT WE USE TO TRAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

i like thinking of random dialogues i have w my retards for friends and then laughing to myself on the train just cos it cracks me up big time. like the day after mt Os in 711 i was telling leena pluz kb how my file is called Stitch cos there's a huge picture of stich on the cover and then leena was like

"then mine shall be named after the smallsmall girl in Lilo&Stitch, i forgot her name. the girl who is Stitch's owner!"

which just sent kimbo and i into laughing hysterics until leena finally went like, "oh yahhhhh, LEEEEEEELOWWWWWWW."

HAHAHAHA LOL. BEAN U RETARD.

WHAT SOCIAL CIRCLE. I'VE GOT A FUCKING SPHERE.

SCREW SCHOOL!!!

The Vines, Fuck The World on loop.

HAHA (L) HATRED TOWARDS MY LIFE PLUZ SCH IT MAKES ME HAPPY OMG DO I SOUND DERANGED I JUST GAVE UP ON PARTIAL FRACTIONS. HAHA AMATHS AMATHS I LOVE YOU. IM KIDDING I WAS LYING I RLY HATE YOU GOD IM GOING INSANE FML.

IM A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE WORLD.

BACHELOR PARTY; Take Your Shirt Off

today my mom was sick so i cooked lunch for her plus washed the dishes without complaining at all(unlike in oac where i felt like hawkercenteraunty101) and i helped her bring in the dry clothes which were hanging outside! :):)

and since she was sick i decided to walk out to tanahmerah myself(in the rain) cos i didnt wna wake her up to drive me there and there was like a thunderstorm im rly scared cos of lightning pluz my hatred towards loud noises. met celestine at tm and we proceeded to crouch behind the mrt stairs cos it was the only dry spot left on the entire platform. and when our train arrived and the doors opened, it was like a waterfall and we had to walk through a curtain of water before we could enter the train and the train was slowly flooding and water kept coming in. it kinda got worse when the train started moving cos the water started flowing towards us we nearly got washed away ok. HAHA.

finally reached bugis to meet celine and shar where i related our adventure on the aquatic train while exaggerating ttm.

"we had to swim out of the train!!"
"we nearly drowned yknow!"
"the water was up to here!"
"everytime the train moved, waves swept us away!"
"and the water that fell from the train was like a waterfall cascading down upon us..."

and well, you get the point.

Minds cafe(which i managed to find without getting lost after having only been there once in my entire life) was awesome fun. BANG is the funnest game ever celestine is a retard. and celine was being rly flirtatious and secretly horny(WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY, THE MICE WILL PLAY HAHAHAHA) celestine cant play Bang for nuts, shar's a drama queen. plus the toilet's haunted.


and after we left and while crossing the road,

"the car's gna bang you down celestine!!!"
"i shall use my Miss card."

but srsly, she nearly got knocked down by a silver Toyota.

for you cos you're a nocturnal.

schpewwwww.........

Don't Die. Stay Safe. Be Nice. Come Back Alive.
(i rly dont know why i said that cos stereotypes dont work on you.)

Don't scream if you see mary shaw.
hope your cf lights up with a boomz.


[If you die I'll make sure you come back to life just so i can kill you again for dying.]

since today was the first free day ive had since holidays started my mom decided to bring me out to lunch. after which i managed to convince her to bring me to Orchard Central cos Syu said that the escalators were freakin cool. and so my mom and i started our adventure up the escalator and we were quite bored until we reached the 3rd floor and the escalators started getting longer and higher until the last one my mom and i stood below and had 15mins of nervous laughter

"you go up lah i take the elevator and meet you upstairs."
"youre sposed to come with me, youre older!!"
"my heart cannot take it! you are a young kid, you go lah i wait for you."
"NOOOO HAHAHAHA im not going alone!! what if i fall off."
"i will get a heart attack first before you fall off!!"
"ok we go up but we close our eyes."
"no lah. we go up and we sit on the steps and close our eyes."

and we had 20 more mins of nervous and retarded laughter before the both of us gave up(after much debating) and took the lift.

my mom's totally awesome cos she bought me THE ENTIRE NEW URBAN MALE BOOMZ TEE COLLECTION FOR CHRISTMAS OMG MICHELLE YOU BETTER BE JEALOUS HAHAHAHA.

and we proceeded to buy even more weird things from popular like colorful erasers and I BOUGHT THIS DAMN COOL DUGONG JELLY STICKER THING AND I STUCK IT ONTO MY MIRROR HEHE. and i got a box of flying italian unicorn postcards. though i really dont know what im gna do with them. i realise i buy things on impulse.

retail therapy=(Y) and material satisfaction is the ultimate boomz. my mom and i spent 2hrs in Tommy, in a v failed attempt to get me feminine clothes to wear to Greece hahaha and she said "i let you buy whatever you want on the condition that you only shop in the ladies dept" and after much debating i finally got 2 tops but like wahlau it's DAMN GIRLY HAHAHA LOOKING AT IT MAKES ME WNA LAUGH!! (L) tommy and their prep school clothes. knitted sweaters, striped polos and khaki pants ftw.


Saint Paul Preparatory School is located in St. Paul, the capitol city of the state of Minnesota. The climate in spring, summer and fall is generally mild. The winter can be cold and snowy, but residents enjoy outdoor activities such as skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, snowshoeing and ice fishing during these months.

2010 is gna be awesome cos i said so and im lee and im always right. i remember at the start of the year i asked my dad, "Pa after sec3 can you send me to St Paul's? i rly dont wna take my O lvls it's like unnecessary stress." and he gave me a super long talk about how ive always been running away from all my problems and how my mom spoils me alot(hehe). so from now on i shall grow up and face my problems. St Paul's, 2011. after Ive lived through my Os.

Your Best Friends Are The Strangers In Bars

She could be rainy days, minimum wage
A book that ends with no last page.

Steal The World For You.

i think im a pig cos i came back from trng at 1 and slept til 7. was immensely tired cos training is starting to become increasingly stressful cos everyone is like in competition mode and is super competitive for school team positioning next year. i dont think i'll make it cos today i just found out beautrice's rotation is like... rly fast. and i'm kinda doing the whole 'low expectations' thing so im expecting the worse. vin says i underestimate myself alot but i guess underestimating is way better than overestimating cos overestimations only lead to greater disappointments. but i cant give up yet cos mr ng still believes in me and so does the rest of my team. today during gym i was doing 7.5kg full squats and mr ng kept telling me it was too light, even after i kept adding weights. and in the end he said "you are capable of doing 20kg" which kinda gave me a heart attack but totally made my day cos he believes that im capable of much greater stuff but it's kinda scary cos imagine failing chinese your whole life and one day some one tells you that youre gna become a chinese diplomat. fyi my legs feel like jelly now srsly. 15k full squats is potentially hazardous to your knees.

today's training was one of the weirdest ones ever cos throwers got attacked by like 5000 mosquitoes and other insects it was disgusting. the wonders of wearing track pants. mr seem is a genius. today's training was definitely lolcano-worthy and just put new definition to the phrase: whatever happens during training, stays at training. i almost died laughing omg i have the craziest teammates/juniors in the world. i feel sane when i go for trng, rly. and while doing back extensions jervenne was like

"jia you lee, you will have a sexy back!! and you can bring your sexy back to new cedar! all the boys will stare at your sexy back!!!"

and she said it in the tune of JT's Sexy Back it was the joke of the year ok. i had to stop my back extensions just to laugh. and while doing full squats she was like

"eh you go lower leh, msut go damn low low low low..."
and she think she v funny. ok it was pretty funny i think we were all rly crazy and high today too bad YENYIN you missed out on all the FUN. im totally tryna make you feel guilty for ponning training and i think it's working.

team lunch turned out to be: 5 throwers going to 7-11 to buy instant noodles for lunch.

anw my sis is finally back from her camp and she's telling me her apparently heroic camp stories like how she lost her voice from cheering and how she woke her entire dorm(which consists of 20ppl) up when she got stung by a bee.

"will you kill me if i sing You Belong With Me with a sore throat?"
"No, I'll just kill you if you sing. period."

"before i left i prayed to God that we won't be sleeping in tents and he answered my prayers."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA."

"I am a barbie, sue me. Also, I want to gather every single item I own that is >50% pink, swim in it and take a photo."

"Last night, I dreamt of Roald Dahl and Raj from Big Bang Theory was there too and I asked Roald Dahl whether I could take a photo with him and he said no, I must let impoverished children go first and he took a photo with Raj... And random people were trying to break into my house and I was very scared. But the scary people had really awesome cars like Bentley convertibles and Rolls Royce limos and I was leaning on them."

i have the weirdest sister ever.



three steps to get yourself linked to my blog:
1.ask me for my password
2.help me put up a tagboard
3.tag on my tagboard with your name+link+steps to link someone cos i rly dont know how to link

any other way you think is a much more convenient or correct way to link yourself to my blog is definitely wrong cos I'm Lee and I'm always right:)

P.S. kimbo thinks my stuffed dugong looks like a dead rat. It really doesnt. Really.

I think Leena the bean is awesome.
I owe her a lot, and im INDEBTED to her for life.
I owe her a free movie next week:)

AND I promise i will not forget about it.

The Sun
The Stars
The Moon
The Sky
For You.

it's 730 and i have Hillsongs on loop now cos im alone at home plus just now kb managed to convince us to watch dead silence. hehe im scared shitless now ok it's not even funny!

watched Jen's body last night and omg it was crazy shit lah! and celestine and i almost died of fright, we should nvr sit next to each other in a cinema ever again cos we're like 2 blonde sissies.(and celestine i realize i dknow how to change my hp wallpaper) but megan fox is still damn hot minus the freaky ass grin and all the blood and whatever. plus the sudden movements and loud noises nearly made me burst into tears. ok im kidding abt the 'burst into tears' part.

wanted to wear a mask while walking down orchard cos i was rly scared i would see my dad's car drive past or sth cos i was sposed to be in church. and i♥the christmas lights at orchard i think theyre insanely pretty. i like shiny stuff. and bright stuff. and neon colored stuff.

then they came to stayover and we watced Dark Knight which proved to be a failure cos kb and c didnt even last past the 2nd disc and i was the best ok cos i watched finish the whole thing. nat isnt counted cos she's not human:) and she sleeps through EVERYTHING. like her alarm woke every single one of us up except for herself. and in the middle of the night she nearly pushed me off the couch. POUNCE ON HER!! (unleashed the inner lion, leena hahahahahhaha) watched Dead Silence in the morning but still ended up screaming like shit even though it was broad daylight. kimbo is The New Guitar Hero ok. shes was like playing it for 1hr plus i think she's addicted to it and some more she think she v pro hahahahaha. ok lah, quite:)

anw i ponned church this week and i have this super freakin ON(like semangat, on) cell group leader who keeps telling me to go to church haha i feel damn bad now. and i think im falling sick, which i rly cant afford to cos i missed 2 trngs alr last week and i might not be able to catch up:(

A MATHS HERE I COME............................

[Pictures With No Purpose.]

when everything is wrong, we move along./

dumb kids course yestd and today rly made me feel like a dumb ass even though the trainers were rly nice to us and they were rly entertaining. and there were these two crazy angmoh aunties that kept suaning each other but still everyone knew that the only reason we were there is cos we're dumb fucks hahahaha.

and we played pervy games(im not kidding) and there was one where i was trapped in the center and it was daaaaaaaamn DISGUSTING cos everyone was falling and had to grab on to me which wasnt so bad until for some godforsaken reason.... MEREDITH DECIDED TO PUT BOTH HER ARMS AROUND MY NECK LIKE OMG EWWWWWW OMG I WAS LITERALLY CRINGING AND LIKE PULLING MYSELF AWAY FROM HER WHICH WAS KINDA IMPOSSIBLE BUT EWWWWWW IM TRAUMATIZED!!!! AND I FOUND MIRNA'S HAND IN MY SHIRT(LIKE RLY INSIDE TOUCHING MY STOMACH) LIKE OMG WHAT IS UP WITH 3S HAHAHAHAHA FREAKIN PERVY OK MIRNA I NEVER KNEW!!!
AND GAUTAMI...... I DONT EVEN WANT TO SAY WHAT SHE DID OMG. IM TRAUMATIZED!!!!! COS OF THAT, NO MORE IMPURE THOUGHTS THE WHOLE DAY HAHAHAHAHAHA. WHICH IS A GOOD THING BTW.

anw joline i rly hope youre feeling better now omg just now my heart almost drop out of my mouth ok i was scared like shit lah pls!!!!!! haha ok not your fault. eh i ran down to the general office faster than last time bball trng when we had to run suicides:):) give you a beeeeg angsana soon!

friday the 13th=sleeping in my dad's car and waking up to a huge iguana face and letting out a stifled shriek before realizing it was actually printed onto a Singapore Zoo bus. like wow, shouldve known right. friday the 13th. wake up to a giant iguana. totally the boomz.
dknow what is up w me and buses lately. this morning ling and i nearly got mowed down by one. yet again.

thanks ling for breakfast, tian for and being a wu gui and telling me that ive alr accomplished my goal to 'swim w turtles before im 30', denise for brownies(hehehehehehehe), joline for being the awesome friend you alr are, tammie for helping me style my hair, ani&hafi for accompanying me, nat kimbo and celine for.... well you know, being nat kimbo and celine.


for you nat. cos youre a retard. (this is me being nicer to you hahaha)

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THREE...


KIMBO GETS REMOVED FROM THE PICTURE HAHA.


Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense.
[body, body, body language]

this song=(Y) mich go add it on your CK list asap.(this song has no relation to kimbo whatsoever CHUCK DONT BE ANGRY HAHAHAHA I NOT CHEEKOHING HER HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

BROS BEFORE HOES
CHICKS BEFORE DICKS

dumb kids course w joline tmr. It's you&me against the world but we'll make it like we always do:)

cute face, slim waist, you got 'em in a craze.

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
can`t handle it, can`t handle it.
Damn, that girl she`s scandalous.

No good, you`re up to no good,
But damn you look good and I`m drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like, "maybe I would..."
So hard to be good,
It`s so hard to be good.

HAHA WORDS IN ITALIC ARE FOR HANAN SHAR CELINE MICH PLUS ALL THOSE WHO KNOW ABT ADVANCED RESOLUTION CODENAME 'JUDGEMENT DAY' HEHEXXXXXXXXXX.

anw today was unproductive. I HAVE TO STOP TELLING THE WORLD THAT I HAVE A.D.D(i dont, btw) AND STOP MAKING STRANGE NOISES COS IT FREAKS EVERYONE OUT. i think im abnormal cos the more i see zhi xuan throw, the less inspired i get and the more i dont want to throw cos im like damn noob i cant stand it. either im the best or the worst!!! dont wna be an average middle kid. all or nothing, baby.

JERVENNE!! WHATEVER HAPPENS DURING TRAINING STAYS WITHIN TRAINING!!!! THAT INCLUDES ALL WORDS/ACTIONS/DISTANCE COVERED HAHAHAHA. mr ng possesses a superpower to make us throw further cos when he comes to our section our shots land super far but when he walks away the distance halves. and mr ng treated us to drink today>:D

after trng zhixuan and jervenne were doing weird ballet contortions I FREAKED OUT OK LIKE OMG DAMN SCARY THEY TWIST AND TURN LIKE INHUMANELY OMGGGGGGG THEY LIKE GOT NO BONES AT ALL!!!!! haha but we had alot of fun attempting to copy them and falling over backwards and sustaining multiple injuries(or maybe it was just me) and laughing/shrieking until the table tennis kids wanted to burn us alive. and yenyin the boomz photographer took a supercool(i refuse to use any other adjective to describe this) picture of me falling backwards but looks like im breakdancing except for the fact that my entire back is exposed to the world.

a maths w shar and hanan in the study lounge proved to be successful! mr eng is damn strange but funny HAHAHAHA. and we were re-enacting music videos for fun. shar pls pls pls dont upload it it's like freakin unglam.

shar came to my house and we watched 90210 where i paused it like 4245647567times to laugh at random things. chicken rice ftw. walked her out to the bus stop and
saw this huge plant with ultra long branches so i was like

"SHAR LET'S LIMBO UNDER IT!!!!!"
"I DONT NEED TO."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH COS SHE'S SHORT SHE CAN LIKE JUST WALK UNDER IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

and while walking home from the bus stop i was comparing my thumb sizes when a pink bus loomed overhead like less than 10m away and i like took a MEGA HUGE UNICORN LEAP onto the sidewalk and i nearly got killed ok. which wouldve been rly tragic cos the last thing i would want printed on my gravestone is that i got mowed down by a freakin pink bus, at least let it be like a rly cool black lamborghini that Batman drives or sth but definitely not a pink bus with a preschool logo on the side. anw in case you were wondering, i concluded that my left thumb is bigger than the right one.

my mom is damn weird she does weird things and we have weird conversations like last night she called at 2am to tell me there is a H&M in Greece?! AND I HAD TRNG THE NEXT DAY!!!!! and she came into my room this morning and heaved a huge sigh and went like, "WHY YOU CUT AWAY YOUR ANGEL HAIR???" like hello, isnt angelhair the long smooth pasta... and yestd she msged me, "you have nice angel eyes, dont waste them" i think she's secretly obsessed over angels. AND SHE CAME BACK FROM THAILAND WITH ROBOT BOXERS FOR ME AND I WAS LIKE "MOMMY WHY YOU BUY ROBOT BOXERS, SO RANDOM" AND SHE WENT LIKE................

"YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKE ROBOTS WHAT, THAT'S WHY YOU HANG THE ROBOT POSTER IN YOUR ROOM"

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS THE TRANSFORMERS POSTER BUT I DIDNT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER THAT IT WAS MEGAN FOX I WAS OBSESSING OVER AND NOT THE ROBOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Well you're a hot mess and I'm fallin' for you
And I'm like, "hot damn, lemme make you my boo."
'Cuz you can shake it, shake it, shake it
Yeah you know what to do.

Hot Mess
I'm lovin' it, hell yes!

MICH I JUST FOUND YOU A NEW CHEEKOH SONG OMG THIS SONG=Operation Three-Second convo AND IT JUST PUTS A GRIN ON MY FACE AND THAT'S NOT GOOD HAHAAHAHA MICH POINT NO. _ and _(fill in the numbers yourself) HAHAHAHAHA. rmb to hold up the opaque sheet!!!!!! shall use my v impt muscles to protect ya'll from flashers next time and punch their cheekoh faces. THE ONLY CHEEKOHS ALLOWED IN THIS WORLD ARE YOU AND ME RIGHT MICHELLE RIGHT!!!!!!!! ONLY HOT PPL CAN BE CHEEKOHS OK. WE HAVE A RIGHT. HAHAHAHAHA.

speaking of cheekohs i was otw to sch this morning and going up the escalator to tanamerah and there were these balgas in front of me and in front of the banglas was this damn hot woman with like ultra long legs and she was wearing a super short skirt and all the banglas were like peering upwards and like conversing rapidly in their respective language(i refuse to use the word mothertongue) and i just thought it was the most hilarious thing ever it should be like a scene in a 3Oh!3 mv ok. cheekoh to the max. and i was like tryna suppress my laughter cos behind were these kids with special needs and i didnt want anyone to think i was one of them(this isnt a stab at kids w special needs)

P.S. wont it be funny if the woman with nice legs actly turned around and turns out to have a damn fugly face i'll be traumatized for life what more abt the pervy banglas.

Hot Damn.

went to sch today to apparently submit a form but realized i wasnt in sch u so i enlisted michelle koh hwee min the beaver to do it for me WHICH SHE DIDNT BY THE WAY HAHAHA. flashers outside sch are fucked up lah we should keep our eyes above chest level from today onwards. NO WAIT THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE KIMBO AND SHARIANTY HAHAHAHA. mich you shouldve totally stepped on his groin!!


went to cut hair w leena celine and hanan the barber's rly funny he tells us weird chinese jokes and teach us how to make knuckle noises w our hands! i lost my floppiness haha im like a ball of hay now it's depressing.

watched Up at celine's but that was after we spent 30mins tryna direct hanan to get off at the right bus stop and the following conversation ensued:

"TELL HER TO ALIGHT HERE. NOW. NOW!!"
"GET OFF THE BUS! GET OFF GET OFF TAP OUT!!!"
"huh wait what??"
"YOUR BUS JUST REACHED OMG ARE YOU OFF THE BUS??"
"YES!!!"
"i dont see her."
"WRONG BUS STOP!!!"
"GET BACK ON THE BUS! GET BACK ON TAP IN TAP IN!!!!!!!"

Leena's a talking dog.


MY CHURCH'S AV CREW W RIS LOW DURING CARE&SHARE@MARINA BAY WAHLAU I KNEW LAST YEAR I HAD A CALLING TO JOIN AV CREW I JUST KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN MAN IT'S GOD'S PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!! SHOULDNT HAVE PONNED SHOULDNT HAVE PONNED KNS.

and theyre damn mean cos during mic check they were like "mic check, mic check, 1, 2, boomz!!"
HAHA AND RIS LOW WAS STILL IN THE BUILDING OMG!!!!

She listens like spring and she talks like june.

"no one is ugly after 2am!!"

today tianqi mich Sherilyn and I spent an entire minute thinking of the chem thing that you use for like what, coke or sth.

"the tub with the fire..."
"it starts with a B I think"
"Bartender."
"Bacardi's."
"does it have a color??"
"BURNER!!"

and finally Jin rong turns around and stares at us before going like, "BLAST FURNACE"

The tub with the fire. Seriously. Epic fail. Demented beavers.

Therefore, it can be concluded that 1 3P=4 3S

for kids that cant read posts without pictures in them. (that means you, nat)

chem extra lessons today which proved to be fruitful. only 4 ppl from 3S turned up despite us having 30failures. and i am one of the four!!(applaude please) and 3P has like what, 10 failures and 9 of them came. shoe shopping w mich where we were being spazztards on the train.

"we're moving at a glacial pace."
"dyou smell smoke?!?!"
"it's speeding up, it's speeding up!!!!!"
"ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic and hold on to the handrails."
"MICHELLE!!! DO YOU KNOW JESUS?!?! i intro to you now!!"
and then i proceeded to whip out my iPhone with the Holy Bible app.

the most traumatizing train ride of our lives srsly we literally sprinted out of the cabin once we reached harborfront. it was like a twisted roller coaster ride(final destination!!). we like mass msged everyone cos we were srsly scared like drama queens much? rly thought the train was gna derail or explode or sth. nervous beavers 4 lyf.
Operation 'this convo ends in 3 seconds'=[I (L) and will never break ♥.]

"blue or brown?"
"i know, we take picture and mms to someone and ask them help to choose for us."

sunbathing on the roof of vivo but we did it in shifts cos we were afraid there would be cheekohs that would try to upskirt us HAHA. Operation 'Hide 50bucks worth of Shoes'= bad planning ttm.

haircut tmr, wont be a floppy anymore.
NO LUCK TO THE HMT KIDS HEHE SCREW CHINESE!!!!



(L) our facial expressions. (someone should teach celine and i how to rotate photos)

The Way We Talk

She's fresh to death
she'll be the death of you.
Seduction Leads To Destruction./

She thinks she's so damn fine.
She might be fine, but she's not worth a second of your time.

[You're as weak as the hearts you break.]


♥ The Maine

yestd was like srsly THE failed study session of the year with T and uniformboii606 stinkin funny we didnt even get to open our bags to take out our stuff we just started bitching and ranting and ended up playing NBA Live and Guitar Hero for 6hours. NSKs ftw man. totally love pausing guitarhero and laughing for 15mins omg we're so freakin mean it's funny. GIRLS DO WHAT THEY WANT, BOYS DO WHAT THEY CAN. dont think we should be bitching abt her but she's sibeh irritating hahaha srsly omg so mean right but whatever lah, poser 6x10^23.


"we can die doing this!!"
"we all have to die someday."

"youre a pain in the ass."
"I'm T-pain."


today i also found out... my bro has more than one gf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i think im damn mean cos the first thing i did was burst out laughing.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOLINE LIM JIAJING BFF 4 LYF I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT RIGHT! GIVE YOU A BEEEEEG ANGSANA CARD THIS YEAR BIGGER THAN THE PREV YEARS HAHAHAHAHA.



surd indices log surd indices log surds indices log diagnostic diagnostic physics chem physics chem moles pressure yield purity kinematics tuition tuition trng australia trng intensive trng weights increase weights flip wrist glide glide take bigger steps increase speed burpees specs burpees specs holiday tlc chinese tlc holiday greece school school b div nationals b div diagnostic diagnostic surds indices log
(this just about sums up whatever that's left in my brain)

and then somewhere in the back of my mind it's: guitar piano run play wii jamming session chiil out party hang out holiday holiday tioman throws chalet christmas new year swim squash squash squash!!!! and finally, everything will be alright.

anw i secretly think mr oh totally gave up on me cos he stopped calling me to come for squash lessons. armph. but i like squash.

first and foremost, sorry mich i burst out laughing whne you told mr eng your excuse for being late. should've known you wouldnt kid around abt this kinda stuff. you can slap me if you want.

secondly, today i found out that shuffling drill actually has a name. it's called, 'Down and Up'. so next time you see the words 'Down and Up' in my blog posts, it kinda means i just endured a trng similar to 18th-century child labor. and today, for warm down, we did... DOWN AND UP!!!(your cue to gasp in horror)

first one-on-one session w mr ng which was super fruitful cos i think my shotput distance improved. i still throw the javelin like a freak though. i whacked the back of my head today so i guess it's back to being a benchwarmer. haha mr ng said "i think you'll do better in shotput." IT'S A SIGN!! armph. but i like the javelin.

was daaaamn high after trng and started fusing the word 'unicorn' into everyone's names. so tiff is like, tiffanicorn and nicole is like uNICorn and natalie is... wait for it...... Nata de cocorn. i think i was slightly deranged cos it was the last trng of the week man. like i was suddenly overcome by a wave of euphoria. and the muscle aches from today's trng were felt almost immediately ok, no shit.

and zhi xuan is a fake noob!!(i should stop using colloquial terms in my blog posts cos it makes me feel like an average Singaporean which is kinda degrading.) she like totally trashed me in taptap2 k. zx is a bodohball. realized that if i do well for Os and if my dad sends me off to St Paul's, I'll spend a total of SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE IN SINGAPORE which is like the coolest thing ever. my time here feels like a fucking prison term.

Realized 533687531 ppl ponned sch today. Too bad they called it extra lessons and not compulsory lessons. 3S loves exploiting loopholes.

Kns there's trng tmr haha wednesday's trng was like bball ok cos we did sprints across the court except we only did six laps but it's kinda like no diff cos it's just one lap less than bball warm down. And we did the shuffling drill!! The one where coach blow the whistle and we must slide back and forth? Except ours was like, everytime coach says 'down' we have to drop down and do pushup and burpees like show dogs haha I nearly died. And mr ng was stationed right next to me so must do it super well cos of b div next wahlau kns I just dropped to the floor and refused to move when trng was officially declared over. It's funner to commit mass suicide lah. Haha my only consolation is that it's for my own good. Armph. Yenyin said the most hilarious thing while we were 30secs into continuous burpees she was like "KNS I ONLY DID FOUR!!" haahahahaa I dknow why I thought that was damn funny. Is it mean?? Sorry Yenyin haha. Sexycrackcrack lah.

Finally got my report book and was analyzing everything and I was a freaking smart kid in sec2 ok. Like I can't believe it!! I think I was possessed by a nerd when I was in sec2. Negligence works wonders. Dropping Chinese at the end of this year I think. Yes, for the hundredth time, Im allowed to drop Chinese cos I didn't even take it on pri sch. The next time someone asks if that's even possible they will kena forced to do the 'double leg jump up the grandstand' drill that mr seem used to make us do when we didn't listen to him.

"Liyin is spontaneous, lively, fun-loving and bubbly in nature. She is generally helpful and well-mannered. She has displayed good presentation and public-speaking abilities. She must be more conscientious and diligent in upping the intensity and quality of her efforts put into improving her academic pursuits."

Well it could've been a lot worse.

It couldve been: "Liyin is loud, lazy and babaric most of the time. She has demonstrated complete incompetence in most of her subjects and should not consider going to a junior college. She has been a rebellious student, often refusing to submit homework, or contributing relevantly to class discussions. She should try to stop passing snide comments during lesson time. She should also refrain from sleeping, eating or talking during lessons. As of today, she should not have a life as she should put in her maximum effort to ensure she passes her diagnostic tests next year. Good Luck."

Yeah, it could've been sth along those lines. Screw it man. I'm so hiring an a maths tutor. I'm sick of incompetent blobs for teachers. I shouldve done what all the other kids did man. FML!!

We're only liars, but we're the best
We're only good for the latest trend
We're only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such good fashion sense

It's just past 8 and I'm feeling young and reckless.

Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone.

today after training on the bus i saw this man on top of a bus stop. he was like standing on top of the bus stop and just walking up and down. i have no idea how he got up there but it kinda enhanced the meaning of the word 'determination'.

been going to school for lessons and training and returning home at the usual time like it's a normal school day. FML.

You know I'll run far away
I need to take a holiday.
Maybe it's a fall from grace
I gotta find a new place.

I'll set off on a new chase
Gotta see a new face.

A new start, I've broken too many hearts
&I dont have any clue where to go.
I Dont Know.
But maybe I'll be back some day after my Holiday.

Well, hello world./

Happiness Is Temporary.